In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...– Woody Allen (via atomos)
The master finally gets his time in the sun.
At some point today I’ll brush my hair. After that I’ll probably wash my face and change into clothes meant for exercising. I’ll think about exercising for about as long as I actually do it. Maybe just pick up a book instead and pretend the lycra helps with reading comprehension. At no point will I feel guilty. If the mailman hasn’t judged me by this point, neither should...