January 2011
17 posts
Elton John - Honky Cat
But how can you stay, when...
Fiona Apple- Extraordinary Machine
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I’m pretty good at multimedia multitasking but tonight the internet and television are both being too awesome. My mind is ping-ponging between Snooki calling Vin’s peen Seabiscuit, laughable blog writing from old acquaintances, an interview with John Waters about his favorite movie (surprisingly not porn), John Rivers continuing what Ricky started, online lingerie vendors and now this...
a vegetarian walks into a bacon party
Last night’s bacon-themed dinner party was a success. At least that’s what the meat lovers said. Clogged arteries aren’t particularly my thing so I mostly watched everyone enjoying animal fats. Not one to refuse an opportunity to bake, I experimented and made bacon chocolate chip cookies. Found the recipe on the NPR site if salty-sweet is also your thing. Yes, last night I was a...
Having a discussion with a man friend about which is worse offense during a yoga class:
Man sweat
or
Womanly queefs
So far, I’m voting man sweat is worse for two reasons:
1. Queefs don’t drip on the floor creating slippery spots that are dangerous for your fellow yoga practioners.
2. During a flow, queefs don’t fly off a body and hit another person in the face.
Please,...
yo listen up
I’m spoiled because my job has very few typical job-like requirements. Hours, dress code, and decorum are not the 9 -5 norm. My computer is mostly used for surfing the internet and thankfully they don’t block anything. And as a writer, I have no need for complicated computer programs. I prefer the pen-to-paper process and only open microsoft word when I need to get fancy for clients...
