The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter...– George Carlin (via tobia)
it’s warm enough here to wear dresses without tights. i’ll never get used to summer being in september.
As if I needed another
Reason #638929173 Mad Men rules: A story arch involving female masturbation, done tastefully. This show has always about the women. So RUN AND TELL THAT, Don Draper wannabes.
today’s resolution for knowing the stone is just going to tumble back down is to do the following: listen to notorious b.i.g’s “sky is the limit” **while watching** it makes me feel like anything is possible.
you showed them, insecure ecd! →
Confirming what all us ad people already knew- McCann is just so not cool.
totem waste of $12
finally saw the movie i HAD TO SEE OMG yesterday afternoon. obviously i’m a month behind so my comments are as useless as Marion Cotillard’s beauty mark. but it was pretty boring. i wish someone incepted my dream the night before and planted the idea of brunch instead. the only positive? my boyfriend also hated it and i can continue dating him because he’s not an idiot. pic...
movie wedding lessons day 4
oh the last day! this wedding was actually the easiest one to choose. when i think ‘joyous wedding scene’ this is it. who cares that the couple is almost asexual because they’re puppets. without further ‘i do’ (oh god i couldn’t help it) today’s wedding: the muppets take manhattan (pt 1 & pt 2) lesson #1: take the time to creatively get the word...
wedding lesson #3
today’s selection was hard to make. but in the end, my ovaries won and selected the christmas movie we all love to weep through: love, actually lesson #1 and only: if you look like kiera knightley you will have two men who love you and adore you. you’ll have the best wedding ever.
movie wedding lessons day 2
in today’s movie wedding, you never actually see a wedding. we’re backtracking a little bit to cover the lessons one can learn about getting engaged. how someone asks for your hand is a sign of things to come - if the engagement sucks things probably aren’t going to get better. at least according to: moonstruck lesson #1: choose a spot that is romantic and sentimental. ...
movie wedding lessons
this weekend i’m heading across the country to see one of my oldest friends get married. since he’s the first of the high school friends to tie the knot, i’ve been a little wedding obsessed. don’t get the wrong idea - believe me if i wanted to plan a wedding i would. instead, i’ve been living vicariously though some of my favorite weddings in film. you may think im...
three things that are awesome
and three things that are not. let’s start with the latter. 1. drinking soda out of a can without a straw. i believe this behavior is riskier and grosser than kissing a complete stranger at a bar. 2. clients who say “we’ll know it when we see it.” thanks for the incisive imput, it’s totally helpful. brb i have to stare at a blank word document for hours, cry and...
I do f—k, but I’m certainly not promiscuous. I have this weird thing...– lady gaga in vanity fair i love her so much for this quote.