wait, jersey shore is over??? thursdays will now be spent sobbing over pasta fagioli. thanks to ck for his editing magic
apparently jennifer aniston is fat now →
a little late but still insane. pam, do you still work for t magazine? can you kick this dude for me?
last row of the plane
i’ll give the sudoku and crossword a try, only to sneak a peak of the last answer for each. maybe even lean over and wake him up to get a 4-letter word for a basketball position. stumped and sleepy, the only way to pass time 3500ft and climbing is to doodle. me first and then him and we end up with a story- one that has taken over a print ad as terrible as one i’ll write when we...
corporations are not people
in another triumph for the old rich white men everywhere, looks like corporations can now buy elections. here, here! another “major victory for big oil, Wall Street banks, health insurance companies and the other powerful interests that marshal their power every day in Washington to drown out the voices of everyday Americans.”
split the bill
three old friends who haven’t seen each other in years spend three hours talking over french food. they also spend over $200 in the process. food was delicious, special occasion, young and in LA will all work as proper justifications. the next day we wait for an airplane. its late of course, and the gate is full of misplaced people with few options. they must be patient and they must eat...
cailina: a day after i marvel at our western deserts, the coachella lineup is announced. i think it is a sign. just have decide what days to go! feel free to book another west coast trip and meet up with us :)
There’s a new batch of toilet paper commercials revolving around the top/ bottom debate. Wheher you prefer to overhand or underhand your toilet squares. It made me happy because this has never been a discussion in my apartment. Over, under… We don’t give a shit.
Statement from Conan O'Brien →
rickyv: Pretty impressive.
i don’t consider myself a fashion maven- mostly because i believe in the fundamentals. the rules. and a true sartorialist breaks a great deal of them. no white shoes after labor day. before you leave your house, take one thing off. if you wore the trend once in your life, you are not eligible for its redux. well, thank you mom. you never let me have a thong leotard in dance class....
You don’t have to be overly macho. You don’t have to be over-complimentary. Gain...– super duper article on men, women and sex
writeandrender asked: When you slug me, what percentage of those slugs are "I love you" slugs vs. "Honest-to-God I hate You" slugs?
raleighdudepatrol asked: Can you please post pictures of your Italian family?
cailina asked: ok for real this time. whats your favorite song to do the harlem shake to?
h&m slashes more than prices.
In the bitter cold on Monday night, a man and woman picked apart a pyramid of clear trash bags, the discards of the HM clothing store that reigns in blazing plate-glass glory on 34th Street, just east of Sixth Avenue in Manhattan. Skip to next paragraph Enlarge This Image Suzanne DeChillo/The New York Times Cynthia Magnus with mutilated clothing she found on West 35th Street last month. She...
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A little nervous, but what the heck. I think only 5 people read this anyway.
kenny, i was very disappointed this wasn’t...
ease on in
oh right. i work here. on the walk over, i diagnosed my slight case of amnesia as a bi-product of 14 days away and the fact that i’m still pretty new. if there weren’t pictures of my friends above this computer i may have just walked on by.