September 2009
23 posts
It’s like that book I read in the 9th grade...
internet shopping is the devil
gripped by the restlessness that is 3pm on a weekday, i listened to the mini-satan atop my shoulder and ordered these:
oliver peoples alina frames. of course, at a very discounted price.
BUT what if they look terrible on?? they look lovely floating in the ethereal white space. but maybe not on my face.
stupidly, i tried on a bunch of sunglasses at loeman’s and found these:
they...
dear 5-minutes-ago jackie,
don’t panic. you are not going deaf.
when “norweigen wood” comes on your itunes and you realize “holy fuck, i can’t hear any singing!” it might help to remember you only have one earbud in. the beatles were big fans of stereo recordings.
your not deaf friend, 5-minutes-later jackie
i don’t approve subjecting your mini-me’s to your idea of cool when it comes to physical appearance.
for example: babies in AC/DC t shirts. toddlers with fauxhawks. and kids who seem to have stylists.
see what i mean? gwen stefani’s kid looks like he’d reject me flat out.
but, i’m all about making my kids cool in more subtle ways. like in their toys.
branded...
frankly, my dear
focusing is harder than usual today. im anxious to finish the 222 minute ‘gone with the wind.’ can you imagine getting people to sit in a theatre for that long these days?
in other news: our couch is arriving today! thank goodness. will be nice to stretch out for a change. our lovely tufted velvet armchairs are beautiful but not comfy enough for 4 hours movies.
just as the apartment...
SWOON.
thedailywhat:
President Obama Calling...
i’m thinking about going to land’s end park today. like any good urban cowboy i surveyed yelp.com for anything i should know about.
“My boyfriend made out with his coworker here last weekend. I don’t blame it on the park, but it doesn’t really make me love it, either. I guess if you’re looking to entice someone, this is the place. Yippee.”
“yes youre right!
again!
right everywhere
that must be why youre such a square...”
– c.kursel
i fancy the bass guitar
my long island soulmate kristen politely scolded me for not updating my tumblr. when one scribes all day about the multitude of benefits in processed dog food, one starts to hate the mere act of typing.
but let’s recap.
i haven’t adequately described my last living situation at brad’s place. first off, he has impeccable taste. quirky antiques perfectly paired with photographs....
