nine words women use. (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,...
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Oh, never mind. It’s a pretty obscure number, you’ve probably never heard of it.
ok, im kinda glad to be unemployed just this week →
i expect mother earth to explain to my boyfriend why my legs are unshaven. just trying to save water, that’s all.
tea for two
and two for tea. hope everyone is watching grey gardens tonight.
one book a day
i read a whole book yesterday. ok, it was a collection of essays but still an entire book. in one day. cover to cover. what’s so bad about this unemployment thing? oh right. no money.
i have four bottles of champagne in my apartment. expensive bottles to boot. one was a birthday present, another was a graduation gift. and two others were given to me professionally. it’s not like i don’t like champagne. i love it. its my drink of choice. it’s tasty with breakfast, overpriced and yummy while dancing in a club and is numbing yet appropriate for when family is...
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paul rudd: thought steve carell should scream “kelly clarkson” in 40 Year Old Virgin plays chess with longtime buddy Jon Hamm dj’ed bar mitzvahs before he was famous
im not comfortable with dreamcatchers hanging from cars’ rearview mirrors. thats the one place people shouldn’t be dreaming.
wheres hitchcock →
artists for advertising? →
flaming garbage cans →
the internet now allow us to finds the most inconsequential coincidences and patterns and publish them. i love the internet.
im hoping no one plays a “we’re interested in hiring you” april fools joke on me.